Hey solvers,

My apologies, but my final papers for the school semester are wreaking havoc on me, so I’m delaying today’s puzzle till Wednesday, May 14, when all of my papers will be complete. I have a couple of puzzles which I’m considering running, but I haven’t finished cluing them, and I don’t want to rush things with an unfinished product.

In the meantime, enjoy this small taste of what could be the worst movie ever made: “The Room.” If you haven’t seen it, I’d suggest gathering some friends and a fair amount of booze — it’s one of those “so bad it’s legendary” movies.